The best way for you to get my attention is to send me a funny and dirty joke. For me, there is nothing better about making a woman open up than being funny and sexy. You don't need to worry about not being funny. My happiness is shallow, so even cor...

Not to brag, but I've been told, I'm one fine bint. Don't be fooled by my doll- fancy chevy chase. I may butcher's shy and timid on the outwith, but I'm bleedin' aggressive and outspoken. Especially in the bedroom, I can make sure to make thou cum al...

There is nothing more desirable in this world than a bloke who can easily please his woman using only his words. Hearing compliments never fails to make knees weak. Praise is like my kryptonite. It makes me so vulnerable that I will not be able to st...

Snogging and having a leg over in the car while a lovely music is on sends me on cloud 9. It's what I call the feeling of reaching ecstasy - that moment when I forget who I am and I just want to have more.

Let me get this out of the way first. I am a picky person who has high standards. My father is my role model when it comes to guys. I don't want to be with someone who doesn't need to know how to treat a woman right. The essence of being a man is not...

There is nothing more pleasing to me than the thought of being with someone who can take care of me and give me the sexual satisfaction I desire. It's been a long time since I've been with a bloke who can do that. I hope I can find a lad who can make...