Don't underestimate me. Just because I'm a bit old doesn't mean that my knees are weak. I've been going to the gym to work out which means that I'm as fit as the young lasses here. What makes me different from them is that I have more experience when...

I wouldn't deny the fact that I've been shagged by hundreds of men since time immemorial. My cunt is not that tight as enormous penises have ripped me apart. So I'm in search of a man who'll accept me for who I am.

I don't go to pubs on the weekends. I've received enough alcohol to keep me going, so I'll never be in nice places to have a drink. If I go out, that's because my appetite for food is nudging me to try new dishes in restaurants nearby.

I want to be teased with words. To be left panting after reading a scandalously detailed fantasy. I want my knickers soaked and my cunt quivering with want. I've been lonely for so long that it's driving me barmy!

I love sunbathing on the beach whenever the weather is not dreadful. I get to wear the swimsuits I've collected, eye-catching and vibrant. Getting a tan is what I would like to avoid, that's why I scope out a bloke to lather my skin in sunblock. I wo...

It's an achievement when a man curses because of how great I am in bed. Compliments I receive for my sex skills are like receiving a trophy. Not to brag, but I've been collecting lots of trophies ever since I started riding a man like a porn star.