Right now, all I can say is that I am on a sticky wicket. I am torn between becoming a nice person and becoming an even naughtier and dirtier one. Is there someone here who can help me decide? Message me!

I'm not seeking a bloke who has a champagne taste and beer wages. Instead, I want someone who is practical, realistic, and unpretentious. I want someone who can be real to me and who won't even dare to pretend to be someone he's not.

Aside from a hot hanky panky session, I also want to have a steamy leg over as soon as possible. I've been deprived of a lad's touch for several months now and I think my sexual desires and carnal needs are starting to be unmanageable already.

Some say that I have this intimidating aura, so they don't approach me even if they like me. I won't deny that fact; I want to add to it instead. I may seem intimidating, but I'm a loving person. I give my all to men who love to be with me.

I'm chatty and that's what makes me friendly. I'm a great conversationalist you can talk with for hours. Let me just make it clear that I'm not single and available. What I'm looking for is a friend who's fun to be with.

One fantasy that will always make my knickers wet would involve my arms restrained behind my back before getting bent over and shagged. I've been waiting for the right lad for years, I hope they'd drop by soon.