Lacy lingerie against the skin makes me feel sexy and feminine. It also sparks my salacious fantasies of having a buff bloke pick me up, throw me on top of the bed, and slowly take off my knickers using only their teeth.

I'll let you drown in my wet pussy. Being with me will give you weeks of endless pleasure. We'll be riding the clouds 'till we reach the end of the rainbow where there's a pot of gold - a different gold we're about to discover.

I found it disappointing that blokes who are of the same age as I am cannot keep their Johnson's stiff for long. Now I am looking for other partners, younger gents to be specific. I want to feel the excitement I felt during my years in uni, vivacious...

Baking pies is a hobby that I take on seriously. I love trying out or experimenting with new flavours and creating new designs for the crust. One of my favourites would be making cream pie, I always make sure that the cream is overflowing.

I wouldn't deny the fact that I've been shagged by hundreds of men since time immemorial. My cunt is not that tight as enormous penises have ripped me apart. So I'm in search of a man who'll accept me for who I am.

I fancy blokes who look like Benedict Cumberbatch. He's handsome with a touch of mystery. I'm not attracted to men who have a predictable character because that's where the game ends. Crazy as it may seem, but this pussy of mine only becomes sexually...