Afternoon tea is boring! I don't know why it's expected that ladies as old as me would enjoy them, but I'd rather have fish and chips plus a pint of Guinness. The icing on the cake would be to have a hot and heavy shag with a lad at the end of the ni...

The best way to make a hot and sexy lady such as myself fall for you is by bombarding me with sweet and thoughtful messages. I don't give a fuck if they make me cringe. I just want someone to send me something.

I never back down from challenges and love to try new things. Recently I've taken to learning about the what the new trends are when it comes to sex, from positions to toys. I'm in awe at how inventive the younger generation is.

I don't think that nice guys finish last, I quite fancy them more. I want to be treated with respect and be taken care of in every aspect, especially when I feel randy and want to suck on a throbbing cock.

A lovely lass who is looking for some good and wild kind of fun. I hope to find a gorgeous lad who knows how to make me really chuffed in any way and who also knows what makes me completely satisfied in bed.

About me: I work at a corporate office. I can say that I have a good career which should be enough to keep me happy. But, I have this empty feeling every time I go home to my flat. And I realised, I forgot the word "boff" for a while. About him:...