Living alone has a lot of perks: - I could walk around starkers. - Don't have to hide when I want to watch naughty films. - I can keep my toys in accessible areas. - I could shag a bloke and moan as loud as I can. - No one judges me on what I ea...

I value comfort over being fashionable. I'd often be found in my flat wearing nothing but a white shirt and thigh high socks. I stay in rather than go out and party. Heavy snogging on the couch over uncomfortable groping in a bathroom stall.

Embracing the single life and not giving a bloody fuck about what other people have to say. I'm not a slag either, I date and sleep with them until another gent catches my attention. If you're the type that likes fun, discreet, and short term flings,...

Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

Everyone has their own calling. We were born in this world for a reason. You know what's mine, luv? It's to give you the pleasure you've been yearning to experience - whether that's a blowjob or a nice ride on a glorious night... xoxo

Whether we admit it or not, being in a relationship is a tiring thing to do and that's the reason why I decided to call time on my five-year relationship. Yes, I am single now and I'm looking for a lad who can have some dirty kind of fun with me.