Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Many things can happen when two people are alone together. Being alone with me means I will cuddle and eventually seduce thou. I have an irresistible desire to have boff all the time. Just want a mafted hard floop inside me. Don't worry, promise thou...

I am a naughty lass. But I am not the kinky type of naughty. I see myself as a playful flirt who loves teasing and chatting up some random blokes online. We just have to be sure about one thing and that is we’re not expecting anything serious from ...

The best way to make a hot and sexy lady such as myself fall for you is by bombarding me with sweet and thoughtful messages. I don't give a fuck if they make me cringe. I just want someone to send me something.

What my workmates like the most about me is that I grasp the nettle. When there are work-related problems, I do my best to solve it as soon as possible. Anyway, if you are having problems with your sex life, don't forget that I'm here!

All I want is to fill my remaining nights on Earth with hardcore sex and rough pounding. I know that some people will think that I am out of mind because all I think about is sex even if I don't have that long to live. However, I prefer to spend the ...