All I want is to fill my remaining nights on Earth with hardcore sex and rough pounding. I know that some people will think that I am out of mind because all I think about is sex even if I don't have that long to live. However, I prefer to spend the ...

Dark humour memes is what keeping me entertained these days. I know that this kind of jokes can be quite offensive, but I still enjoy a good laugh when I see one. Maybe I am going straight to hell for this, but I don't mind. I think men in hell are h...

All I can think about is sex. Even when I am sleeping, I dream about sex. My libido is always through the roof! I have this tingle in my fanny that can only be satisfied by a good dangly bits. I am looking for someone who can help me satisfy this itc...

Dae ye fancy orders? I fancy being in control and taking charge in wanking chariot. I can drive and ride ye till ye cum or make noises. My touch can be stimulating and relaxing. Just finding the man who can be a true pleaser.

Making a lady like me pleased is easy peasy. You just have to show me how hungry you are for me and how much you want to taste me. And I suggest that you do that by talking to me in a very dirty and slutty way.

A cuppa and a good smutty novel is the best way to spend the afternoon. I let my imagination run as wild as it can while I still haven't found a young bloke to play with. When I do though, I'll make sure they're going to forget their name.