For most girls, great eyebrows are life. As for me, great eyebrows, food, and heavenly sex are what put a big smile on my pretty face. I can stay in my bedroom for the whole 24 hours getting off with a handsome bloke.

My mates would often call me high-strung and I do see their point. An old lady like me needs to find ways to relieve tension in pleasurable ways. Often I find wanking alone which is so disappointing that's why I'm looking for a dishy lad to help me a...

Being a horny old lady is quite a drag because there are not a lot of lads who will let a granny fuck them. I think the world will become a better place once young studs learn the importance of making old cougars happy.

Call me old fashioned, but when a guy handles my mood swings well and pampers me like a princess, it's only right that I reciprocate his efforts. And that is through sending him a letter or a DIY card with the most romantic messages. Once my creativi...

I am a total slut who loves having morning woods for breakfast. My naughty beaver will not allow any good wood to go to waste. People say breakfast is the most important meal of the day. This is the reason why I always make sure to add sausage and eg...

One thing I realized upon reaching this age is that it is not easy anymore to find a lad who is willing to waste time on me. It's quite depressing that I am not as hot as I used to, but my mind still craves the attention I used to have.