Not yet an expert in bed, but I'm looking forward to it. Perhaps if someone can help me then, I can be the best in bed. I'm a fast learner, so you wouldn't need to worry whether I can follow or not. Anybody who'd love to teach me the art of sex is fr...

Creampie is the only way to end sex. There is no point in fucking each other if you are just going to waste your cum. You should fuck me raw and fill me up. Don't be too scared about knocking me up. I am confident in my body's ability to reject jizz....

This old hag is looking for a fine lad who can show her how the young ones these days have fun. I am not sure what the big boys are into these days, so it would be great if there is someone who can show me the ropes and teach me.

Sloppy blowjobs and choking on cocks bring me a different kind of high. I ask the blokes I'm with to tell me how they want to get sucked or if they'd rather fuck my throat and make me drink down every last drop of their cum.

I'm trying my best to live my remaining years to the fullest. No one knows when they'll pop the clog. My life can last for a few more years or up to a decade. As such, I would like to enjoy every bit of pleasure I can get.

People say that money can't buy happiness, but a shitload of money can get me a large pizza and a bottle of Domaine de la Romanee-Conti. If that doesn't make me happy, I don't know what will. Do you agree with me? You are free to challenge my opinion...