I may look like a tiger on the outside, but I'm soft on the inside. I'm thoughtful. I care so much about people I love, and I would do anything to make them happy.

I am not your typical slut. I am a naughty whore who loves having morning wood for breakfast. Starting my day with a blowjob never fails to make me feel better for the rest of the day. It would be great to have someone who can always give me the fuck...

I'm a career bint. Spending each day convincing the board members of my ideas. Don't get me pete tong! I enjoy my graft, but men find me intimidating at times. Plus, the fact that I haven't had shag in months. I'm losing my edge. So, help a bint out.

Been yearning for a strong tongue to stimulate my clit and enter and fuck my pussy hard. Been yearning to be with a lad whose desire will grow stronger and stronger as he looks at my captivating face.

Pasta vs. Pizza? I love them both, but I'd choose pasta. I like how smooth the pasta's texture is. It's like the texture of a penis, just a little bit softer. But when a penis is full of cum, it's as smooth as the pasta or the condensed milk.

I don't know why I have terrible luck when it comes to men. I always end up being with someone who can't even give me what I want. All I am asking for is a stud who can satisfy all my erotic desires and carnal pleasures. Is that too much to ask?