It's a bit shameful trying to advertise myself here. I feel like I am no different than a product being bid upon at ebay or amazon. I don't really have a choice because I am not as attractive as I was when I was younger. Well, I need to accept that t...

I don't go to pubs on the weekends. I've received enough alcohol to keep me going, so I'll never be in nice places to have a drink. If I go out, that's because my appetite for food is nudging me to try new dishes in restaurants nearby.

People expect women my age to sit around, host tea, and gossip about scandalous things. Well, I hate to burst your bubble, but I'd rather sit on a fit bloke's lap and grind myself against him until I'm ready to take his cock in my cunt.

I can be the best thing that could happen to you right now. A single message is all it takes to make your night a bit better. Tell me, what's holding you back from sending me a message? Is it because I am old and wrinkly?

I'm mostly about having one-night stands or what others want to call us "no strings attached", for I'm allergic to long-term relationships. Thinking how my life would be once I'm tied with someone makes me have the feeling of being choked.

I am not sure what you are looking for, but I think being with an old lady such as myself is better for you. I have a lot of experience when it comes to making love. I can teach you a thing or two about sex, and you can show me what the youngins do t...