There's a lot of men who came into my life who miserably failed in making me feel satisfied, especially in the bedroom. I am an outspoken lady who will not fake an orgasm just to please a man's ego. I know what I want and I am not afraid to do anythi...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Lots of people ask me about my ideal lad and I don't know what to tell them. Because the truth is, I am okay with any lad who comes in my way. It will just be a bonus if he knows how to use his dangly-bits really well.

Am I the only one who has lots of filthy things in mind? Whether I'm in bed or in a pub, my mind is clouded with dirty thoughts that I can't control. This is probably the effect of not having a shag for a quite a while. Have you got the same feeling?

It'll be bloody great if someone here passes my standards. I am not asking for much. All I want is a proper lad who is bold, playful, and willing to try out naughty and weird things on the bed. I am quite a daring lass who will not shy away from unus...

Listening to music while snogging and shagging. There should always be a background music if there's a man in my home so we won't wake our neighbours from their deep sleep. But if I had a choice, I wouldn't do it. I want to tell everyone that someone...