Do you want to become the happiest man alive? I can help you with that. All you need to do is give me the opportunity to assist you. It will not be that hard for me because my skills in pleasing a man are second to none. Just relax and let me do all ...

Life has its own way to deal with its problems. This has become my philosophy. I just let things go their way. I don't go against the flow or get out of it. Blending with the crowd and being one with the whole are what I am good at. A nail sticking o...

Let us not be serious with our conversations. I am not here to have a debate or talk about politics and whatnot. The only reason I am here is I am bored, nothing else. I am looking for a bloke who can chat with me. Try to entertain me during our conv...

I hope you are capable enough to give me the satisfaction I desire. I have no patience whatsoever. I will not tolerate boredom. Once I feel like you are not that invested in me, then I will not think twice to leave you. Only send me a message if you ...

I learned how to play the piano at a young age, it keeps my dainty fingers dextrous and prevents them from cramping up. Which is essential when it comes to giving handjobs, have to keep up with a young bloke's endurance, am I right?

When I was younger, my cunt have been ripped apart by savage men. I miss those days. I miss being harrassed while in public. I miss their filthy whispers. I wish I could experience it one last time before my bones become weak.