Life is already shitty as is. There's no need to stress over it and add fuel to the fire. We deserve a break once in a while. For me, the best way to unwind and forget all my worries is through hardcore anal sex. Too bad I can't get that always. Well...

Lives in reality. I'm not in search of a prince or knight in shining armour who'll offer me a grand life. I'm not Cinderella, and I'll never be. I'm a simple lass hoping to meet a bloke who's good in bed.

I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

Dae ye fancy orders? I fancy being in control and taking charge in wanking chariot. I can drive and ride ye till ye cum or make noises. My touch can be stimulating and relaxing. Just finding the man who can be a true pleaser.

The only thing that keeps me going in this world full of nothing but a load of codswallop is a bottle of cold beer after a long tiring day at work. But I think that it would be more exciting if I have someone to share it with. A fit and dishy lad wou...

Making a lady like me pleased is easy peasy. You just have to show me how hungry you are for me and how much you want to taste me. And I suggest that you do that by talking to me in a very dirty and slutty way.