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Getting off is my cup of tea. I can imagine doing it every day of my life. It's just fantastic. So I'm looking for a fine lad who'll make me bloody chuffed once in a while. But to clear things up, I'm not ready to get hitched. I just want to have a m...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

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