Mimosas in the morning is the right way to start it. I know that cuppa is more ideal but who would turn down a bubbly and citrusy concoction of delight? It's like telling a dishy bloke to shove off when he offers a good shag. A lass like me will say ...

Destroy my pussy, not the environment. I love nature, so I am willing to sacrifice my cunt just to protect it. Let's stop using plastics and rubber. It is pleasurable to go in raw. Don't worry about knocking me up, and nut in me all you want.

I love playing around with flirty blokes. Exchanging dirty jokes, talking about our worst shagging experiences and what made the best ones the best. I want open conversations with someone who does not hold back, I want the good, the bad, and the naug...

I have this weird talent of making men cringe with how I phrase my words. I am quite a romantic person. I can shower you with compliments and flood you with praises if that is what you want. Just make sure to return the favour by fucking me as hard a...

I'm no married woman, I'm very single and always willing to mingle. Though I do have wet dreams of "my husband" letting me get fucked by another bloke while he watches on and gives instructions. When I woke up, my cunt was throbbing like never before...

Tell me what makes you want to fuck a lady, and I will try my best to do that. My mates always tell me that I look desperate for attention. I can't deny that I am. Imagine living for so many years without having to fuck someone. That is what I am fee...