Flirting and pulling blokes has never been my strong suit, I'd always end up tripping on words. Even now, a bit late to the party but I'm looking forward to getting to know lads again. Maybe I could even open up more about my naughty side.

It's been a while since a bee visited my flower. It's getting kind of dry now that it hasn't experienced a bit of shower for quite some time now. I am looking for someone who can revitalize my dying flower. Make it wet and glossy again with your tong...

I may have long outgrown going to pubs and clubs to drink the night away but I still have fun in a more tasteful way. Grabbing a bottle of while and settling down with my vibrator is how an aging lady like likes to spend her nights. No wallowing in s...

I used to be a happy-go-lucky kind of lass until I realized that I am slowly getting old already. Now that I am at this age, some things are a bit out of reach now. I hope it's not too late for me to enjoy what life has planned out for me.

I love cuddles, kisses, and endless laughter. People may see these things as simple, but for me, this is the most important part of a relationship. I mean, what's the point of staying with a man who can't make me laugh and feel safe through his cuddl...

Being in a relationship (short-term or long-term) means being part of a solid team where there's love and respect. While I can't promise to be a part of that strong team forever, you can have me as long as you want.