I'm still a working gal, believe it or not, and I supported myself all my life. It recently dawned to me how much time I've spent sitting in an office chair when I could be sitting a lad's lap. I hope it's not too late to be chasing joysticks.

A gent's head in between my thighs is a sight to be seen. I show my appreciation when they are enthusiastic and let them choose between getting to fuck my sizable knockers or a blowjob that would leave them dizzy. Most boys would end up dumbfounded a...

I haven’t been able to get what I need and I am looking for a bloke who is in the same situation. I promise to take care of all your needs if you do the same thing. I love to spend time alone but if he needs me, I will drop everything and be there ...

If you want to taste the best fish and chips in town, then you should please me first because I am the one who cooks it. I may not be great in bed, but I am sure as hell I am one of the best when it comes in the kitchen.

My ex-husband was a nutter and I am glad I got rid of him at long last. Now I can catch up on the fun activities in the bedroom I've been missing out on! No more rubbish shagging for me, I think I suffered enough. Time to pull some fit lads and have ...

Tear me into pieces with your thunderous longing for sex. Don't leave any compassion for me. Don't show your mercy, for I have been a bad lady lately. Put your huge penis into my pussy as deep as you can.