I reckon that things get better with time, I would like to assume that it applies to sex too. I assure you that women in their 40's are some of the randiest bunch, I am the perfect example. I crave shagging a cock more now than I did when I was in my...

Before the universe takes me, allow me to have fun with you in the most special way. Arouse the sexual senses in my body that have been dormant for so long. Captivate me with your magnificent words. Complete me.

Recently got roped into adopting a goldfish from a mate. I'm better at taking care of it than I do to myself. Nevertheless, I would love to meet a gent who'll provide me with witty conversations and sarcastic humour.

Afternoon tea is boring! I don't know why it's expected that ladies as old as me would enjoy them, but I'd rather have fish and chips plus a pint of Guinness. The icing on the cake would be to have a hot and heavy shag with a lad at the end of the ni...

I still have a day job but am planning on quitting soon. My plans? I want to spend the majority of the years I have left with shagging as many blokes as I can. I did miss out on a lot of fucking while I was stuck at work all day.

I don't mask my emotions, which at times is not helpful but I do not like being pretentious to any kind of degree. This why when I am interested in a bloke, I don't hide it either. I muster up all the courage I can and flirt with them until I know th...