If you are wondering what an old lady is doing here, then let me tell you up straight. Despite my age, I still have needs that can only be provided by a lad with a big and hard cock. Stop questioning my motives, and just fuck my horny body already.

Flowers and sweets are nice, but I would rather receive the best fucking shagging experience there is with a fit young bloke. I don't want to waste my time imagining the things I might miss out just because of my age.

It's not easy to distinguish a man with good intentions, but I'm not going to tell you that I'm looking for that kind of man. I don't like them. What they want is to take care of their girl like they're the strongest man on earth.

People say that money can't buy happiness, but a shitload of money can get me a large pizza and a bottle of Domaine de la Romanee-Conti. If that doesn't make me happy, I don't know what will. Do you agree with me? You are free to challenge my opinion...

I can't settle with one kind of sex every time a man fucks me. I don't think it's worthwhile being dribbled when it's the same kind of technique. A variety is necessary to keep the flame burning for years to come.

I have proven over and over again that being pretty is just not enough to keep your man. A lass like me should also know how to be flirty and naughty to make a man want me even more than he already does. I am the type who will make sure that my man i...