"If you're the one who misunderstands what people say, don't try messaging me. If you're that chap who doesn't get offended by a little joke and stuffs like that, we're a match. Say hi so I know you exist."

I'm cooperative. Oh! What a dull way to describe myself. Let me add a twist. I'm a submissive ice cream that'll melt in your mouth. All your hear is me whispering your name while gasping and moaning because of the great sensation it brings me.

My favourite gesture is when a lad kisses me behind the lugholes. It is bleedin' intimate and cute. Makes a bint have butterflies in her stomach. I just want a man who will do that to me and more. All I have at the moment is my hotdog pillow.

People know me as someone who keeps a stiff upper lip. Well, I am not really that expressive and I prefer to just keep my emotions to myself and I think it's better in that way. After all, I am the only one who can help myself and no one else. But if...

Graphic designer and a video editor. I work at home, so it's quiet and lonely. I want my life to be seasoned with the best spices in the world. My fanny is literally complaining for my lack of getting off with a fit bloke.

Don't be mistaken by my age. Despite being a tad older compared to other girls in here, my lust for hardcore fucking is still as high as ever. I am looking for a guy who can quench my thirst for a man's touch. Someone who can let me experience heaven...