Me: 30-year-old female with a generally positive outlook on life, living alone, no piercing, zero tattoos, one car, one cat, and one (slightly used) vagina.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I am looking for a man who will listen to all my complaints while his busy licking my cunt. I hope it's not too much to ask. I would be grateful if a guy like that exists. If there's no one like that, I am willing to compromise with someone who can l...

Not here for anything serious. I'm enjoying my single life right now, and I have no plans of adding lemon to it. Not yet ready for petty fights that can add sour flavour to my perfect life. If you're a bloke who wants to have fun and who doesn't mind...

Working all day takes off all the hours I could have for myself. All I can do is beat the bean on lonely nights. All I want is someone to chat with who could get me through these nights. If you think you can keep me company, hit me up!

I enjoy being fucked hard. I’m not talking about BDSM and stuff. You just have to rough me up a little and I’m sure to have multiple orgasms. I’d go for a little bit of impact play every now and then but I don’t like bruises so everything mus...