I truly believe that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach and the way to his cock is through his pants. And that's the reason why I do my best when it comes to cooking food as well as pleasing a man's body.

I have always been the enthusiastic one, literally up for anything. My motto is to live fast and die young, cliche I know, but I really love living life like that.

What I hate the most is being yelled at. Whenever someone, especially when it's a lad, yells or screams at me, I instantly go spare. I get really mad and the only thing that can calm me down is a pint of dark chocolate ice cream.

It has been several weeks since I touched myself and I am feeling a bit sad already. I touch and play with myself almost every day and that's why I am quite frustrated right now. I don't know what happened but I am guessing that I do not have the mot...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I love all things involving water. On my days off, I always make sure that I go for a bit of scuba diving, free diving, and snorkeling. I love to spend a lot of time underwater. Sometimes, I even fantasize about having sex underwater. I can't help bu...