Don't bother sending me a message if you will just bore me out. One thing I hate the most in the world is men who can't even maintain a proper conversation. It is not difficult to talk with me. I am open to chatting about anything under the sun. We c...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Dogging is what I want to try soon. My past sexual affairs have always been private, and it makes me a little bored. I don't feel the excitement anymore. Maybe dogging could bring back the excitement I once had before. I miss that old self of mine.

I am a very creative lass with a wide circle of interests. I can be that naughty ballerina in your sexual fantasy. I am very obedient but with a bratty side that needs to be tamed. One of my favorite things is to strip my clothes off in front of some...

You could usually find me on the dance floor of a club, a bottle of beer in hand and trying bloody hard not to spill it as I grind my buttocks against a bloke's front. Maybe when I feel him get a stiffy, I'd help him ease the ache.

Cheerful, loving, and caring! I fancy to bubtion -talk when I'm trying to convince someone. It somehow works, don't ask how? Just looking for a funny, sweet man, and has messy barnet. I find it bleedin' switched on and mafted.