If only I can turn back time, I would fuck all the lads I want until my cunt feels satisfied. It's depressing that I did not enjoy my youth too much. Now that I am old, I can't even do the things I want to do.

I'm happy living a good life every day. I'm happy that I'm still strong even though I'm quadragenarian. Despite my age, my fanny has a lot of hot milk you can have and my body would be the sweetest thing you've ever tasted.

Popping a bottle of cheap champagne for no apparent reason is one of the simple things that bring me joy. A good shag on the sofa, on the kitchen counter, on the bed, in the shower, or anywhere really, brings me delight and satisfaction.

Giving satisfaction is no problem for me, I know what blokes like and how to make them moan and whine out loud. I want a lad that would not disappoint me like the countless others I have hooked up with. I'm gonna cast my line and see if I could get a...

I consider the mountains my second home. Ever since the death of my partner, I've been spending a lot of time hiking and camping in different mountains. I still love going on a hike, but my frail body can only handle a bit of the activity now. As suc...

Whenever my daughter brings around a bloke, he would always end up tied to one of my bedposts. I am separated, nor do I really have plans of inviting them to bed-- they just come around on their own. I sometimes feel guilty but I make sure to punish ...