Milk with sugar is one of my pet peeves. That's why I always choose the best brand for my almond milk. I hate preservatives and anything that's not natural in my drink though I'd understand if it's food.

Mimosas in the morning is the right way to start it. I know that cuppa is more ideal but who would turn down a bubbly and citrusy concoction of delight? It's like telling a dishy bloke to shove off when he offers a good shag. A lass like me will say ...

Not sure what I am here for, but I know that it has something to do with me being horny and bored at the same time. It's quite difficult to be this wet when I have no one around to do something about it.

Snogging in a dodgy alley behind the pub used to be the most common way I'd end my Saturday nights during my years in uni and then some. They seem like distant memories now but I'm ready to take on flirting with lads, maybe I can pull them like I use...

Late at night, when I have trouble sleeping, I would often pass time by seeing how many times I can orgasm until I pass out. I am always suprised by how my stamina is still the same as it was when I was in my 20's.

My first husband died at an early age and my current one is boring as wheat bread. I feel mildly robbed and want to find a young lad that would give me the spice in life that I need. I want to get back lost time and the excitement I felt when I was y...