Not a stand-up comedian, but I made my ex laughed with my funny faces and by making fun of things around. I do have my own sense of humour, and it just comes out naturally. I never want to fake anything.

Woke up and realized that I'm still single and haven't done it for yonks, let's say been years. I'm not barking or a high maintenance quine. Just a bint who fancies a food-loving and ace man when it comes to shagging. It is also dishy to find a man ...

I have lots of fantasies I need help with! Just so you know, I can't do anything serious, this is purely for fun. If u think you can handle me get in touch ;)

Most people who know me would say I'm caring and passionate. The last word only happens in bed. I'm a passionate kisser, and my kisses make something erect topped with oozing hot cream, and the best thing about it? It's scrummy, and it's free. Someti...

You don't need to bother giving me the hug with a pat on the back nor the "London Bridge" hug. You can freely give me the one-handed hug and the naughty hug and I'll be the happiest lass. Bonus point if there's French Kiss.

A lass like me is in need of a man who can fulfill all my carnal desires and fantasies. I don't want a man who is all mouth and trousers. I don't want someone who is only good at words but never in actions. Instead, I want a man who has what it takes...