Did you ever have a friend so lustful that she shares her dirty whims and naughty reveries? The kind of friend whose secret sensuous fetish can make anyone cum from time to time? Well, that friend is me.

I call myself a career woman, but I also love to spend my weekends lounging around on the couch and watching pornography. I think I get the best of two worlds. When I've had a tough day, I'd grab a glass of wine and just wank my worries away.

Drinking on Saturdays. Shagging someone who's dishy. Fantasising while watching erotic videos. These are three activities that has been routinary. I'm happy with my choices. They make me full of beans all the time.

I enjoy spending my weekends in dressing gowns to let the jubblies and minge take a breath. I think it would be absolutely lovely to chat with someone during this time. Adding some spice while I enjoy the afternoon biscuits and tea.

The most ideal man for me is someone who can handle crazy amounts of teasing and flirting. I don't mean simple, cutesy teasing. My teasing may or may not involve some rough play and a bit of heavy petting and biting. Can you handle that?

I am a simple lass who loves reading novels for fun. Going outside, attending parties, and socializing in clubs are not my thing. I prefer to be in the comfort of my home all the time. Away from all the hustle and bustle of the outside world. Despite...