I've had a battery-operated boyfriend for the past 5 years and it does more good to me than my prick of an ex-husband if we're being honest. I'm still craving for a well hung lad though, nothing beats the elementary kind of fucking.

Not easily annoyed by circumstances. I'm a beautifully created lass who's caring and patient all the time. The only thing that annoys or frustrates me is when my tight cunt doesn't receive any thick cream. I'm always randy you know.

Retirement is far from my mind right now, I love my work--especially the fit lads that walk around in their suits and fitted dress shirts. It's my version of heaven on earth, they're also as randy as I am at times. It's just a matter of time before I...

When doing any job, it is important to have the right set of tools. I am looking for a lad who has a 6-inch tool or bigger between his legs. Things might be a little loose on my cave, so I only need someone who can make it feel tight again.

If I had superpowers, I'd create a whole new world where I'm the only rose among the thorns. With my powers, I'd pick the most attractive men and separate them from the rest. After that, I'd make them immortal, so we can shag forever.

It's a bit shameful trying to advertise myself here. I feel like I am no different than a product being bid upon at ebay or amazon. I don't really have a choice because I am not as attractive as I was when I was younger. Well, I need to accept that t...